Sunday, August 24, 2008

Normally I don't pass jokes on, but...

this one was actually funny. I just got it from my cousin Patricia who just moved to Singapore and now spends her time forwarding jokes on the internet:

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!


Rickie Rainwater said...

Love it!!! 2 jokes....
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender ask, "Why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I will have a Scotch and ....................... water." The bartender ask, "Why the large pause?" And the bear replies, "I don't know, I've had them my whole life."

Bad Brad said...

Bar jokes? Here's one....

"A man walked into a bar and said ouch."

Gewilli just posted up some pretty good ones too... well worth the look.

PEANUT said...

wow, those jokes are as good as my cousin's. haha. I must admit it did take me a couple of minutes to figure out the bar joke though. Pitiful of me huh.

Big Bad Wolf said...

the PS is a real screamer..
great joke, thanks :)

PEANUT said...

yes, i too loved the ps: