i get a bunch of free stuff...unsolicited!!!
The past few days i have received:
5 zip-ties
1 headset adjustment
3 coffees
2 iced teas
1 ethopian dinner
4 glasses of wine
1 jelly bean gift bag
1 sugary treat gift bag
1 bikini bottom
1 raisin-sesame bread
1 t-shirt
1 train ride from leuven to brussels (only because union was on strike that afternoon, but still free)
Funny, most people believe that free things put them in a good mood but i'm thinking the complete opposite is true. Free things come to those with good attitudes. Hey, if i keep it up, I wonder how long it will take before i get the free apartment, scooter, new cell phone (mine died from sweat - must remember not to keep phone in back pocket.) hahaha.
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hmmm - just the bottoms?
Does this mean the paparazzi will have an opportunity to catch a cycling star sunbathing topless just wearing these new bottoms?
Wow. With all that schwag, unsolicited, imagine the loot if you asked.
At what address can I send you free money again?
Brava Hotshot!
Lips
You can send the free money direct to my bank account!!!! I will buy the apartment, scooter and cell phone with it and will update my free list right away. hahaha.
Yes, just the bottoms. Oh, and i got a free wink with the "purchase."
Free Ethiopian food.
Lucky!
'Round these parts we have to pay for it.
Yeah, EVEN Ethopian kids DON'T get free Ethopian food.
I went out jogging last night with a house key, a $20 bill and my cell phone in pockets. Part way through the run i pulled out the cell phone and ordered a burrito, and unbeknownst to me at the time I dropped my money. I got to the burrito place and was in line when I figured out I didn't have any money but I saw a $5 on the floor next to the foot of the guy in front of me in line. He didn't see it so when he left I picked up the $5 and a dime from the counter and asked if I could pay for my $5.90 burrito with $5.10. The cashier bawked for a second but said okay, though as she did that the woman behind me reached around and threw a $1 on my $5 rendering the point moot. I paid, handed 20 cents to the nice lady while thanking her profusely and went on my way.
Did I get the burrito for free? Did I pay $20 for it?
Yep. Anybody dumb enough to lose a 20 should get a free burrito.
NO, there is nothing dumb about losing $20. Heck, i've lost way more than that at a shot. Think back to everything you've ever lost in your life. Yeah, that thought can make any of us feel rather dumb. I think dumb can be more exemplified by a person who gives back 2 20's and a 10 when handed a 50 for a 9.70 euro bill. That happened to me today when i ordered my glorified hashbrowns over a bed of wilted iceberg lettuce. Of course i gave the 10 euros back. I like free stuff but not when it is unknowingly given to me!
That is a great story Grey! and yes, the burrito was free. Those are two separate incidents. Hope it was tasty!
One man's dumb is another woman's GENIUS?
there is a difference between being dumb and making a mistake. but, yes, i guess since no matter is created or destroyed you are right about the balance in the equation.
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