Thursday, March 22, 2007

The next time someone asks me why I'm vegetarian...

i'm going to say it's because vegetarians smell better than meat-eaters. End of discussion.

A recent report published by the NIH (National Institute of Health) confirmed it!

It surely is a much easier reason to discuss than the others i could choose which challenge people's beliefs and morals.

I wonder how a peloton full of vegetarians would smell after three hours at a blistering pace?


Anonymous said...

i believe that what we put in our body is what we put put out in form or sweat etc...I grew up with so many culture around me and it's true...not to go into details

btw, i found the book that had that image on your's hilarious

Anonymous said...

I'm not even close to being a Vegitarian but I'd have to admit you made a very good point.
How could anyone argue that one?

I like it.


Anonymous said...

No question about it. Ones tries to be charitable, forgiving, tolerant, generous of spirit -- after all, many years ago one doubtless smelled that way oneself -- and yet sometimes the scent (there: charitable!) is too much to bear. As for crouching, kneeling, or bending over in its proximity, never!
-- E.C. Chamberlain

PEANUT said...

This is a rated PG blog my dear!

Anonymous said...

Oh, your filthy mind -- reading between the lines again! I meant: while hunkered over to straighten their bent derailleurs, free their snaggled chains, true their wobbly rims, as they stand nearby, stinking but not thinking, scratching -- but not their noggins.